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‘Know why men like boobs?’ Ace teaches Amanda Marcotte the facts of life

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/364165227681562624

Wait, what? Serious You Guys?

Oh, the delusional Amanda Marcotte is at it again. Ace of Spades explains:

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/364167434296496131
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Warning: Marcotte’s writing is not safe for sanity. The real war on women? It’s perpetrated by “feminists” like Ms. Marcotte. But, no worries! Ace of Spades is here to graciously teach her something about the facts of life.

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Life is hard!

Ace and his fellow hilarious happy warriors continued to teach Ms. Marcotte some valuable lessons. They also delved into her delusional mind and plucked out some pick-up lines. Get ready to weep with laughter:

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http://twitter.com/#!/KurtSchlichter/status/364168427209883651
http://twitter.com/#!/die_mich_zwei/status/364168565814861826
http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/364169092908847104
http://twitter.com/#!/CrankyTRex/status/364168897231982593
http://twitter.com/#!/billkunz/status/364168740641837056
http://twitter.com/#!/TheAmishDude/status/364169489090215937
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Yeah, that’s the ticket! In insane Marcotte-ville. Bazongas? More like babies-on-yas.

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http://twitter.com/#!/RonD1954/status/364177036278898688
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That was a win, but luckily that wasn’t the end of the riff.

You look good tonight honey.

You know what would make you look even better?

Stretch pants.— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 05, 2013

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Sides. Aching.

The best thing Amanda Marcotte has ever done is inspire that riff. So, there’s that!

Related:

Full Twitchy coverage of Amanda Marcotte

Full Twitchy coverage of Ace of Spades

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/08/06/know-why-men-like-boobs-ace-teaches-amanda-marcotte-the-facts-of-life-with-hilarious-results/