to my boy: you are good enough for any girl.
to my girl: no guy is good enough for you
— StickFM (@StickRadio) March 13, 2012
For a better part of this evening, the hashtag #ToMyUnbornChild has been trending worldwide on Twitter. At first, it seems like another gargle of words put together on the Twittersphere, but looking through the messages, it shows what different people around the world would say to the baby they are about to have (or will have in the future). Here’s a composite of some life lessons – and jokes – that everyone should hear.
#tomyunbornchild I will never let you suffer; financially, emotionally, physically, etc; I will take care of you no matter the circumstance.
— Haley de St. Germain (@HAlEY_dEStGERM) March 13, 2012
#tomyunbornchild yo mama wasn't a hoe and yo daddy didn't sell drugs…YOU better not! .
— BeautifulBeast . (@Teairaaa) March 13, 2012
#tomyunbornchild ima never neglect you, never leave you, or never hurt you ! i promise to love, cherish, and give you more then i have ;
— Princess Jasmine (@JAYElousy) March 13, 2012
#tomyunbornchild your going to have everything i didn't .. a MOTHER and a FATHER , both in your life <3
— E. (@_pytee) March 13, 2012
#ToMyUnbornChild I know I won't be a perfect parent but I'll do my best to raise you cherish your accomplishments and forgive your mistakes.
— Jazade (@jazadeee) March 12, 2012
And of course, the funny ones:
— AlmightyMJ (@AlmiightyMJ) March 12, 2012
#ToMyUnbornChild: I feel bad for you, by the time you're on this earth… there will be no Twitter usernames left.
— Not Will Ferrell (@itsWillyFerrell) March 12, 2012
#tomyunbornchild i'd never name you nothin stupid like Vonquisha or Shantaniquaniece okay!! I promise
— Ari (@honeyinashell) March 13, 2012
#ToMyUnbornChild , lemme stop talking about you before I jinx myself and you come earlier than intended .
— Insta : Keefsweat. (@_KeefSweat) March 13, 2012
#ToMyUnbornChild: If you don't like Harry Potter, then find another roof to live under.
— Tonks (@tonksx7) March 12, 2012