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Trending #PickupLineOfTheNight proves that most Twitter users are likely single!/Lifeofa_JET/status/205472079070494721

If nothing else, let this hashtag be a blueprint for diminishing one’s place in society.

#PickupLineOfTheNight I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight” 😂

— ⊙ (@TUFFADANTUFF) May 24, 2012

#PickupLineOfTheNight Hi I’m Mr. Right I heard you were looking for me.

— Zach (@wavyphil) May 24, 2012

I don't know your name… Can I call you mine. #PickupLineOfTheNight

— MARIO (@MarioPalush) May 24, 2012

#PickupLineOfTheNight On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

— ToCatchAPredator (@TrueSouthFrat) May 24, 2012

#PickupLineOfTheNight If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.

— Gunther (@NoShiitSherlock) May 24, 2012

Worst #PickUpLineOfTheNight Hey I Just met you, and this is crazy, but your odor offends me. Lets shower together, maybe?

— Taylor Fitzpatrick (@tayfitzpatrickk) May 24, 2012

RT @yogidread #pickuplineofthenight is that a zombie slaying weapon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

— SoniƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (@theredpillpusha) May 24, 2012

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