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Hillary evolves on gay marriage, mysteriously avoids getting Portman’d by lefties

http://twitter.com/#!/bethanyshondark/status/313686661244534784

Gay-lo and behold! In a new video, Hillary Clinton officially came out in support of gay marriage:

https://twitter.com/mpoppel/status/313662051086131200

This is, of course, a truly unprecedented event, and one that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that when it comes to gay rights, liberals are waaaaay ahead of conservatives.

Or not:

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedAndrew/status/313675462092144640

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/313664199861628928

https://twitter.com/whpatterson/status/313663048940396544

https://twitter.com/HeyTammyBruce/status/313673459974684672

https://twitter.com/MrMediaTraining/status/313662800004272128

Yep. In an op-ed last week, Ohio Sen. Rob Portman, a Republican, revealed his support for same-sex marriage.

https://twitter.com/missADelgado/status/313674806488858625

https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/313677056166739970

With a little bit of mental acrobatics, though, libs found a way to attribute Portman’s evolution to conservatives’ hypocrisy and bigotry. Surely they’d bust Hillary’s chops for taking even longer to come around, right?

https://twitter.com/StrokesofCandor/status/313664158644187137

https://twitter.com/Jbroks86/status/313663039587119104

https://twitter.com/JimmyPrinceton/status/313666885675802624

Wrong:

https://twitter.com/davidcook94/status/313694008641736704

https://twitter.com/rileyjeff/status/313692815781675009

https://twitter.com/lucaloveslife/status/313692829450915841

https://twitter.com/juscallmesizzle/status/313693955214675968

She is amazing! Not like that awful Portman guy.

https://twitter.com/spike3434/status/313686681108770818

https://twitter.com/JAPITTER/status/313664635851112448

https://twitter.com/theonlyadult/status/313669570126811136

No way. Hillary’s a special case, you guys. She’s a Democrat. That means she’s immune from criticism. It’s not about the journey; it’s about the destination! And she got there, eventually.

https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/313732284794687488

And, unlike Portman, Hillary did it for the right reasons:

https://twitter.com/johntabin/status/313692964037746688

“Democratic presidential aspirant”? Hillary? Pffft! Crazy talk.

https://twitter.com/danjayjohnson/status/313693003279630336

https://twitter.com/safe321/status/313692847033434112

https://twitter.com/BillyHallowell/status/313682010663165952

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/03/18/hillary-evolves-on-gay-marriage-mysteriously-avoids-getting-portmand-by-lefties/

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Not so ‘Ready for Hillary?’ Fans struggle to name just one HRC achievement [video]

http://twitter.com/#!/BrigidMaryMcD/status/478539997617086465

DNC members and “Morning Joe” panelists aren’t the only ones stumped when it comes to naming Hillary Clinton’s accomplishments:

http://twitter.com/#!/kjon/status/478539389778534402

Gee, there are so many hard choices to choose from … how do you pick just one?

http://twitter.com/#!/AndrewHClark/status/478601826175320066

Ready For Hillary, baby!

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Related:

‘Avoiding 3 a.m. phone calls’: Stumped Dems get help listing #HillaryAccomplishments

‘Silence is deafening’: Stumped Morning Joe panel can’t name a single Hillary accomplishment 

Twitchy coverage of Hillary Clinton

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/16/not-so-ready-for-hillary-fans-struggle-to-name-just-one-hrc-achievement-video/

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Baking Fresh Homemade Bread Is The Best. Here Are 18 Recipes To Get You Started!

As a wise woman once said…

If you’re a carboholic like myself, than you’ll understand what I mean when I say I could eat a fresh, warm slice of bread with every meal.

White bread, Italian bread, brown bread, I can’t find a single flaw with any of these bites of deliciousness. But while store bought bread will satisfy your hunger needs in a pinch, there’s nothing quite like the smell and taste of a fresh loaf of homemade bread.

Unfortunately, if you’re like me and are always on the go, you might find it a bit too time consuming to attempt baking your own bread. But as it turns out, not every bread recipe involves spending countless hours in the kitchen. In fact, these 18 easy recipes come together in no time at all without sacrificing taste or texture.

1. Take your taste buds on a trip to the tropics with the pineapple flavor of Aloha bread.

Read More: He Melted Butter On The Stove And Made Something So Amazing, You’ll Want To Try It

2. Instead of baking an apple pie, try a slice of this bread alternative to an American classic.

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3. How do you make bread even better? Add bacon for a savory treat.

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4. Classic banana bread has never been easier…or more delicious.